But my heart cried out for you, California
Oh California, I'm coming home
Make me feel good rock & roll band
I'm your biggest fan
California I'm coming home.




I miss Hollywood… Stepping off the plane at LAX straight into the spaghetti of motorways at the mercy of a crazy taxi driver. (From above Los Angeles looks like it was designed on Sim City by an insane person. It certainly doesn’t feel much different once you’re on the ground!) Our incredible hotel, Hollywood Heights, with its tasty buffet breakfasts - yay for pancakes & watermelon every morning - and lovely staff (stay here if you’re ever in LA). Hiking the Hollywood sign and meeting an important person at the top. Smoggity-smog. All my oldie favourites’ signatures in the concrete outside the Chinese Theatre. Worshipping at the altar of Al Pacino! Trawling sleazy Hollywood & Vine for hours searching for Marlon Brando’s star (only to later find out we were literally steps away from it when we eventually gave up.). Scientologists! Off-menu mojitos at Mel’s '50s drive in. Seeing THREE movies/programmes being filmed. Shisha in some sort of open fronted garage on Sunset Strip. The most incredible vegan junk food at the Veggie Grill; crispy fried not-chicken with lettuce, tomato, red onion, avocado, southwestern spicy vegan mayo and loads of delicious kale with ginger-miso dressing and toasted sesame seeds…. mmmmm! Oh my word, I miss the Veggie Grill!









I miss driving in our lush lush lush hire car… Arizona plates (I LOVE Arizona – it was meant to be). Jet lagged early morning starts (I like being jet lagged on holiday, it makes me feel super efficient!). Navigating with a giant paper map & a compass. Driving up Highway 395 – Sierra Nevada to our left, desert to our right. Supermarket stop offs to fill the cubby hole in the boot with strange American foods, fresh avocados & vanilla Cokes. Straight endless roads, hot tarmac, hazy horizons, spectacular scenery. The lovely firemen who helped us when we were lost in the mountains. Unscheduled stop offs at strange little hotels in one street towns with odd signs on the hot tub telling you that the water might give you cancer or inhibit your ability to reproduce!











I miss Death Valley… Warily exploring a ghost town called Darwin which was mostly deserted bar a few freaky hippies still hanging around nailing mannequin heads to sticks and letting their crazy dogs chase tourists. The heat of the desert. Ears popping as we climbed up & down through the valleys before the big one. Precarious cliff edge roads. Sand dunes. Salt flats. An early morning alone at Badwater Basin, 282ft below sea-level, crunching the salty floor of a great lake that evaporated tens of thousands of years ago. Fighting against the wind (& Peabrain’s fear of heights!) a further 5757ft up at Dante’s View where you can see both the highest & lowest points in the USA at once. Sitting under the stars and lighting fires in the campsite. Packs of Coyotes howling at night.

I miss Nevada… A brief journey over the border to the spooky ghost town of Rhyolite with its crumbling, smashed up shells of buildings. Signs reminding you where not to shoot your gun (!) and a ‘Welcome to Nevada’ sign full of bullet holes! Wishing we had more time to spend in Beatty with all it’s small time local businesses and cinematic American appeal.
I miss the Mojave Desert… Taking the wheel and tuning in to the hair metal station we found on the radio – YES! What a perfect soundtrack for an American road trip! Small ‘towns’ consisting of a handful of mailboxes on the side of the road and a few old shacks. The distant rumble of military testing. Sand dunes and snow capped mountain peaks. Railroad crossings and Indian reservations.










I miss Joshua Tree… Popping a few dollar bills in a little yellow envelope and posting it in a metal tin (a cute, trustworthy system for a campsite). Hiking to a palm tree oasis, tucked away deep in the desert. Prickly cactus gardens. An authentic American diner breakfast experience with the locals. Sleeping in the prehistoric landscape of the Jumbo Rocks. Huge big cuddly rocks, like a Flintstones style playground, that lull you into a false sense of security. (They look so smooth and round, you can’t resist climbing all over them, bouncing from rock to rock. It's difficult to remember that jumping around like a fool on them is dangerous and you will probably die if you fall off & bash your head. Rocks, no matter how appealing, are not bouncy!). Cooking a three course (& delicious!) meal on a one ring stove in super high winds in the dark dark night! Playing cards in the back of the car, tucked up in our sleeping bags all cosy underneath the stars.


I do not miss the harrowing drive back to the coast along the Ortega Highway.
Driving into the sunset on the way back to LA little did we know that we had were about to face a four hour ordeal of pitch black, cliff edge driving & crazy local motorists. I'm not even scared of heights and looking over the edge at the teeny tiny town lights below had me on the verge of insanity! After we emerged from the darkness and found ourselves back in civilisation we made an unscheduled stop at the first hotel we found to recouperate. I do kind of miss this… we had a hot tub & a flat screen television in the bathroom AND a view of the Pacific Ocean! And the fabulous desk staff gave us a discounted rate. If you ever find yourself frazzled and shaken in Dana Point, stay at the Holiday Inn Express. It’s fancier than you would imagine.



I also do not miss Malibu much which we reached after a stilted journey up the Pacific Highway (traffic lights every few hundred yards do not make for a smooth or exciting road trip). The campsite was creepy, poorly managed and unjustly expensive and the beach was covered in flies. The hiking trails at Malibu Creek State Park were badly signposted and the map was incomplete. Everything was run down & rusty. Malibu is for celebrity grot bags!





I miss Santa Monica… Watching all the beautiful tanned healthy people work out in the sun at Muscle Beach. The BEST strawberry ‘milk’ shake ever at a raw vegan restaurant called Planet Raw (nut milk shakes = incredible but I have to boast that the famed kale chips were nowhere near as good as my own!). An afternoon on the sand in the blazing sunshine watching the surfers and listening to the crash of the waves. Feeding coins into parking meters. Musicians on the end of the pier. Finally making our way back to LAX, reluctantly giving back the car of dreams and sitting in the sky bar with sad faces watching the runway staff prep our plane.
So absolutely gutted to be back in dreary old Wales.
I miss California.